1000 Ways to Die: Season 1

2009 · 10 episodes · ★ 10.0

What Season 1 of 1000 Ways to Die

"The stories you're about to see are true and based on real events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."

"WARNING: The deaths depicted in this program are real and very graphic."

"The human body is very resilient…"

"Every day we wage a new war against germs, toxins, injuries, diseases, catastrophes and calamities"

"Surviving all that is a miracle…"

"Because every day we live…"

"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."

10episodes

Feb 8, 2009premiered

Apr 5, 2009Latest episode

4.5 hrtotal runtime

Season 1 Episodes

1x01 Unforced Errors
Feb 8, 2009 · 30 min
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler.422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand.92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider.640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.
Starring: Alana Evans, Irena Murphy, Christine Nguyen, Michael Hanson
1x02 Death Over Easy
Feb 8, 2009 · 30 min
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal.713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard.91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers.606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish.112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
1x03 Dead and Deader
Feb 15, 2009 · 30 min
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
1x04 Death Gets Busy
Feb 22, 2009 · 30 min
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
1x05 The Lighter Side of Death
Mar 1, 2009 · 30 min
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
1x06 The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
Mar 8, 2009 · 30 min
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
1x07 Death Be Not Stupid
Mar 15, 2009 · 30 min
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
Starring: Daryl Burq Pearson
1x08 Cure for the Common Death
Mar 22, 2009 · 30 min
The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.
1x09 Death: A User's Manual
Mar 29, 2009 · 30 min
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
1x10 I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) Season Finale
Apr 5, 2009
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.