Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 3

1993 · 28 episodes · ★ 5.8

What Season 3 of Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head spend their days in front of the TV, eating junk food and drinking unhealthy stuff, looking for something to amuse them and, with any luck, to score. Their schemes, always clumsy, almost always end in wreckage or cruelty to animals. In this season, they perform as comedians at a club, wash an old car to recharge the magic batteries of their remote, kidnap Stewart to fund a concert, and sneak into a nudist colony without paying the fee. They're joined by Stewart and adults like Van Driessen, Mr. Anderson, or Buzzcut, who give them chores or get dragged into their messes. Between episodes, music videos give them a chance to share their favorite comments.

28episodes

Sep 6, 1993premiered

Mar 5, 1994Latest episode

5.4 hrtotal runtime

Season 3 Episodes

3x01 Comedians
Sep 6, 1993 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Mike Judge
3x02 Carwash
Sep 6, 1993 · 10 min
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Guy Maxtone-Graham
3x03 Couch-Fishing
Sep 7, 1993 · 10 min
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: David X. Cohen · Starring: Adam Welsh
3x04 Incognito
Sep 8, 1993 · 10 min
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Geoffrey Whelan · Starring: Tracy Grandstaff
3x05 Kidnapped
Sep 8, 1993 · 21 min
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writers: Geoffrey Whelan, Chris Kreski, Tracy Grandstaff · Starring: Adam Welsh
3x06 Naked Colony
Sep 13, 1993
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writer: Joe Stillman
3x07 Tornado
Sep 14, 1993
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil · Starring: Tracy Grandstaff
3x08 Cleaning House
Sep 20, 1993 · 10 min
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-Head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Don London
3x09 Scratch 'N' Win
Sep 21, 1993 · 10 min
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Michael Dugan
3x10 Scared Straight
Sep 27, 1993 · 12 min
Placed in a "Scared Straight" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Kristofor Brown · Starring: Tracy Grandstaff
3x11 Eating Contest
Sep 30, 1993 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Glenn Eichler · Starring: Dale Revo, Kathleen Barr
3x12 Sporting Goods
Oct 4, 1993 · 10 min
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-Head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Glenn Eichler
3x13 Sperm Bank
Oct 7, 1993 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-Head find a new way to make money.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Guy Maxtone-Graham
3x14 Buff 'N' Stuff
Oct 14, 1993 · 10 min
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-Head to work out.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Bo Weinberg
3x15 Citizen Butt-head
Oct 18, 1993 · 21 min
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: David Felton, Jim Turner · Starring: Tabitha Soren, Tracy Grandstaff, Dale Reeves
3x16 Politically Correct
Oct 21, 1993 · 10 min
The boys watch the touching drama "Joey Buttawipo: My Story;" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writer: Joe Stillman
3x17 Ball Breakers
Oct 25, 1993 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-Head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writer: Kristofor Brown
3x18 Beavis and Butt-head Meet God
Oct 28, 1993 · 20 min
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie "Screwing Total Strangers," Beavis and Butt-Head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet "God" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writer: Joe Stillman
3x19 True Crime
Nov 1, 1993 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-Head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Geoffrey Whelan, Glenn Eichler, Chris Kreski
3x20 The Trial
Nov 4, 1993 · 11 min
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-Head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-Head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Guy Maxtone-Graham
3x21 The Crush
Nov 8, 1993 · 11 min
Beavis and Butt-Head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil · Starring: Toby Huss
3x22 Plate Frisbee
Nov 11, 1993 · 10 min
Beavis and Butt-Head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writer: David X. Cohen · Starring: Kathleen Barr
3x23 Canoe
Nov 15, 1993 · 11 min
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-Head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-Head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making "his move" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Mike Judge, Geoffrey Whelan · Starring: Adam Welsh
3x24 Young, Gifted & Crude
Nov 25, 1993 · 10 min
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil
3x25 Foreign Exchange
Dec 9, 1993 · 11 min
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writing: Don London
3x26 A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head
Dec 17, 1993 · 23 min
Beavis and Butt-Head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
Directing: Yvette Kaplan, Mike Judge · Writing: Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Geoffrey Whelan
3x27 Closing Time
Dec 23, 1993 · 10 min
Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special "curly fries", find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
Directing: Mike Judge, Gregg Vanzo · Writer: Kristofor Brown · Starring: Kathleen Barr, Kristofor Brown, Frank Gresham
3x28 Most Wanted Season Finale
Mar 5, 1994 · 21 min
The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.
Directing: Yvette Kaplan, Mike Judge · Writing: Guy Maxtone-Graham · Starring: Kristofor Brown