ted: Season 2
2026 · 8 episodes · ★ 7.9
What Season 2 of ted
It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).
Season 2 Episodes
2x01 Talk Dirty to Me
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Aaron Lee · Starring: Penny Johnson Jerald, Ara Hollyday, Liz Richman, Erin Moore
2x02 Mrs. Robicheck
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Dana Gould · Starring: Michaela McManus, Ross Partridge, Brett Rickaby, Jessica Lundy
2x03 Dungeons & Dealers
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Chelsea Davison · Starring: Brennan Lee Mulligan, Derek Mears, Martin Klebba, Matt Gottlieb
2x04 The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Seth MacFarlane, Julius Sharpe · Starring: Marissa Shankar, Gail Goldberg, Brooke Dillman, Joe Moran
2x05 The Sword in the Stoned
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Julius Sharpe · Starring: Ara Hollyday, Jack Seavor McDonald, Liz Richman, Erin Moore
2x06 Roe v. Weed
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Chelsea Davison · Starring: Gail Goldberg, Evan Hannemann, Dana Gould, Danny Jolles
2x07 Susan Is the New Black
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Kirker Butler · Starring: Charly Jordan, Asha Etchison, Jen Kober, Josh Archer
2x08 Fraudcast News Season Finale
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Directing: Seth MacFarlane · Writing: Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan · Starring: Ian McKellen, Don Lake, Tim Russ, Jeremy Ratchford
Season 2 Cast
Max BurkholderJohn Bennett8 episodes
Alanna UbachSusan Bennett8 episodes
Ara HollydayAndrew2 episodes
Liz RichmanPolly2 episodes
Erin MooreJessica2 episodes
Francesca XuerebErin2 episodes
Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal BernardEpisode 1
Charly JordanSheila BorgwortEpisode 1
Marissa ShankarSarahEpisode 1
Don LakeBertEpisode 1
Jack Seavor McDonaldCliveEpisode 1
Evan HannemannSeanEpisode 1
Dana GouldPriestEpisode 1
Danny JollesWillEpisode 1
Peter MaconAvery LawrenceEpisode 1Where to Watch Season 2 of ted
Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes are in Season 2 of ted?
Season 2 of Ted has 8 episodes.
When did season 2 of Ted premiere?
It premiered on March 5, 2026.
Where to watch season 2 of Ted?
In Spain, on Movistar Plus+ Ficción Total and SkyShowtime.
What is the best episode of Season 2?
According to the TMDB audience rating, episode 2x02, "Mrs. Robicheck," with a 8.2.