The King of Queens: Season 8

2005 · 23 episodes · ★ 7.7

What Season 8 of The King of Queens

Season 8 of The King of Queens Has 23 episodes and premiered on September 19, 2005. Here's the complete episode guide with air dates, runtimes and ratings.

23episodes

Sep 19, 2005premiered

May 22, 2006latest episode

8 hrtotal runtime

Season 8 Episodes

8x01 Pole Lox
Sep 19, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.7
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.
Written by: Michael J. Weithorn · Starring: Michele Nordin, Hayes MacArthur, Esther Marie Hill, Greg Markles
8x02 Vocal Discord
Sep 26, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group.
Starring: Gerry Black, Dona Hardy, Tim Bagley, Charlotte Rae
8x03 Consummate Professional
Oct 3, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.5
Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.
Starring: Sam McMurray
8x04 Like Hell
Oct 10, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 6.8
Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation
Directing: Mark Cendrowski · Starring: Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Laura Silverman, Sam McMurray, Bryan Callen
8x05 Sandwiched Out
Oct 17, 2005 · 19 min · ★ 7.6
A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.
Starring: Nicole Sullivan, Danny Goldman, Neil Sedaka, Dahlia Salem
8x06 Shear Torture
Oct 24, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.7
Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.
Starring: Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Adam West, Lou Ferrigno, Jenna Gering
8x07 Inn Escapable
Nov 7, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 8.0
A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.
Starring: Arlene Golonka, Jim Haynie, Carol Mansell, Kerry Aissa
8x08 Move Doubt
Nov 14, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.5
Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.
Starring: Mary Mouser, Merrin Dungey, Sanya Mateyas, Cooper Thornton
8x09 G'Night, Stalker
Nov 21, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.9
Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.
Starring: Jim Turner, Steve Tancora, Jimmy Shubert, Mindy Spence
8x10 Raygin Bulls
Nov 28, 2005 · 20 min · ★ 7.3
Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.
Starring: Ray Romano, Rachel Veltri, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, Robert Silver
8x11 Baker's Doesn't Mid-Season Finale
Dec 19, 2005 · 21 min · ★ 7.8
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.
Directing: Michael J. Weithorn · Starring: Dakin Matthews, Nick Bakay, Jenny O'Hara, Benjamin King
8x12 Fresh Brood
Jan 6, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 6.9
Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."
Starring: Gerry Black, Jonathan Loughran, Amy Stiller, Peggy Lane
8x13 Gambling N'Diction
Jan 23, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.6
After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.
Starring: Mindy Sterling, Jimmy Shubert, Jenny O'Hara, Mandy June Turpin
8x14 Apartment Complex
Feb 6, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.7
Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.
Directing: Michael J. Weithorn · Starring: Kirstie Alley, James Hong, Lucille Soong, Juan Carlos Cantu
8x15 Buggie Nights
Feb 27, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 8.0
Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.
Starring: Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Chris Elliott, Margaret Easley, Pamela Kosh
8x16 Knee Jerk
Mar 6, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.8
After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.
Directing: Ken Whittingham · Starring: Paul Bond, Thomas Mills
8x17 Present Tense
Mar 13, 2006 · 20 min · ★ 8.1
The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.
Directing: Henry Chan · Starring: Lou Ferrigno, Merrin Dungey, Carla Ferrigno
8x18 Sold-Y Locks
Mar 20, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.9
In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.
Starring: Pat Harrington Jr., Robert Goulet, Merrin Dungey, Bill A. Jones
8x19 Emotional Rollercoaster
Apr 10, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 8.0
Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.
Starring: Dakin Matthews, Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Sam McMurray, Desmond Roberts
8x20 Four Play
May 1, 2006 · 19 min · ★ 7.9
One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly and it turns out Kelly wants to see what Doug wants to see and Deacon likes the movie that Carrie likes.
Starring: Gerry Black, Amy Stiller, Merrin Dungey, Omari Lyles
8x21 Hartford Wailer
May 8, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.7
Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
Starring: Nikki Tyler-Flynn, Laura Silverman, Huey Lewis, John Getz
8x22 Fight Schlub
May 8, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 8.2
Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.
Starring: Blythe Auffarth, John Getz, Ginger Williams, Jimmy Shubert
8x23 Acting Out Season Finale
May 22, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.8
After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.
Starring: Lou Ferrigno, Jackie Flynn, Mike Burton, Robin Lee Noll