The King of Queens: Season 5

2002 · 25 episodes · ★ 7.3

What Season 5 of The King of Queens

Season 5 of The King of Queens Has 25 episodes and premiered on September 23, 2002. Here's the complete episode guide with air dates, runtimes and ratings.

25episodes

Sep 23, 2002premiered

May 19, 2003latest episode

9.1 hrtotal runtime

Season 5 Episodes

5x01 Arthur, Spooner
Sep 23, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
Holly asks Doug if she can get a raise for walking Arthur, while Carrie gets a promotion.
Writing: Tony Sheehan · Starring: Gerry Black, Ford Rainey, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Steve Hytner
5x02 Window Pain
Sep 30, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Feeling inferior to, and looked down upon by, the new neighbors, Carrie tries to make a good impression, but Doug couldn't care less. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to use Spence for free subway rides.
Starring: Marcia Cross, Michael Lowry, Lacie Harmon, Joe Sabatino
5x03 Holy Mackerel
Oct 7, 2002 · 21 min · ★ 7.0
Doug and Carrie start going to church after an uncomfortable encounter with their priest and when Carrie's prayer for a raise is answered, she gets a little carried away and starts praying for such trivial matters as a shoe sale.
Starring: Joe Flaherty, Marc Goldsmith, Kenneth Choi, Sung-Hi Lee
5x04 Kirbed Enthusiasm
Oct 14, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him.
Writing: Kevin James · Starring: Cayden Boyd, Nick Bakay, P.J. Marino, Peter Berg
5x05 Mammary Lane
Oct 21, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and Carrie runs into an awkward set of hands, all goes downhill.
Written by: Michael J. Weithorn · Starring: Rachel Dratch, Jamie Kaler, Victor Raider-Wexler, Melissa Chan
5x06 Business Affairs
Oct 28, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
Doug stops by Carrie's office and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are.
Starring: Shawn Michael Patrick, Christine Gonzales, Angel Boris Reed, Cameron Watson
5x07 Flame Resistant
Nov 4, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Carrie meets Doug's ex-girlfriend Margy and is surprised to learn that Margy is still very close with Doug's mother.
Starring: Jenny O'Hara, Lola Glaudini, Greg Vaccariello
5x08 Flash Photography
Nov 11, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 6.5
At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest, he has the dreaded task of coming forward with the truth.
Directed by: Henry Chan · Starring: Jennifer Aspen, David Eigenberg, Pamela Kosh, Alan Charof
5x09 Connect Four
Nov 18, 2002 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Carrie wins four company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. Meanwhile, Arthur digs himself a hole by pretending he can "fix" parking tickets.
Starring: Ford Rainey, Jenica Bergere, Eddie McClintock, Judy Prescott
5x10 Loaner Car
Nov 25, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover it up, Doug continues to dig a hole for himself.
Starring: Marshaun Daniel, Lolly Ward, Damani Roberts
5x11 Mentalo Case Mid-Season Finale
Dec 16, 2002 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone thinks of the wrong gifts they are receiving, altering their original gift choices.
Directing: John Fortenberry · Starring: Graham Phillips, Tyler Hendrickson, Marshaun Daniel, Jenny O'Hara
5x12 Jung Frankenstein
Jan 6, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 6.7
Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug's great inprovements, she asks the therapist to work on Doug's other issues. Meanwhile, Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it.
Writing: Michael J. Weithorn · Starring: Dave Foley, Steve Tancora, Hope Shapiro, Christopher Riccio
5x13 Attention Deficit
Jan 20, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 6.6
Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker. While Doug is focused on winning back as many guests as possible, Carrie complains that Doug doesn't think about her enough during the day. Problems arise when Doug tries to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party and prove to Carrie he's an attentive husband.
Starring: Lou Ferrigno, Christine Gonzales, Jimmy Shubert, Steve Tancora
5x14 Prints Charming
Feb 3, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.0
Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren't as good as the others, so they try to do what are seen in the photos. Arthur's new cellphone is in no use when no one calls him.
Starring: Michael Dean Jacobs, Jason Peirce, Louisette Geiss, Philip Wofford
5x15 Animal Attraction
Feb 10, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentine's Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Meanwhile, Carrie and Holly go out, with Carrie giving Holly tips to land a man.
Starring: Gerry Black, Francine York, Alex Skuby, Patricia Gebhard
5x16 Golden Moldy
Feb 17, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Tony Sheehan · Starring: Marcia Cross, Michael Lowry, Nick Bakay, Steve Tom
5x17 S'Poor House
Feb 24, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Michael J. Weithorn · Starring: Dakin Matthews, Frantz Turner, Anne Meara, Joyce Fessides
5x18 Steve Moscow
Mar 10, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 8.1
Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.
Starring: Victor Raider-Wexler, Charles Rocket, Ilia Volok, Sven Holmberg
5x19 Cowardly Lyin'
Mar 31, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to a series of lies he's been hiding.
Starring: Rachel Dratch
5x20 Driving Reign
Apr 14, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea does not appeal to Doug, Carrie decides she will write the letter and have Doug sign it.
Directing: James Widdoes · Starring: Sam McMurray, Jimmy Shubert, Edward Padilla, Joey Kola
5x21 Clothes Encounter
Apr 21, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Starring: Rachel Dratch, Monika Schnarre, Victor Raider-Wexler, Dennis Cockrum
5x22 Queens'bro Bridge
Apr 28, 2003 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house together, he sees the possibility of getting his basement back and he and Carrie having some personal time.
Directing: James Widdoes · Starring: Shelley Berman
5x23 Dog Shelter
May 5, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits to Carrie that the dog died, and they replaced it without Doug knowing.
Starring: Dakin Matthews, Rachel Dratch, Tyler Hendrickson, Anne Meara
5x24 Taste Buds
May 12, 2003 · 20 min · ★ 7.6
Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie.
Written by: Tony Sheehan · Starring: Bobby DiVito, Richie Minervini, Dwain A. Perry, James C. Mathis III
5x25 Bed Spread Season Finale
May 19, 2003 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
After Doug breaks their bed, Doug and Carrie find temporarily having separate beds is improving their marriage. Arthur discovers that their sweet neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, is actually quite a gossip.
Starring: Ford Rainey, Steve Hytner, Lou Ferrigno, Lisa Kaseman