Reno 911!: Season 1

2003 · 14 episodes · ★ 6.9

What Season 1 of Reno 911!

Season 1 of Reno 911! has 14 episodes and premiered on July 23, 2003. Here's the complete episode guide with air dates, runtimes and ratings.

14episodes

Jul 23, 2003premiered

Oct 20, 2003final episode

5.1 hrtotal runtime

Season 1 Episodes

1x01 Pilot
Jul 23, 2003 · 22 min
Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Steve Hart, Jenny Robertson, Winston Story, Brian T. Finney
1x02 Fireworks
Jul 30, 2003 · 22 min
Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Weigel goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Jehovah witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidentally sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Charlie Weirauch, Steve Mallory, David Lincoln, Ken Marino
1x03 Execution Tickets
Aug 6, 2003 · 22 min
Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt.Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5"" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Toby Huss, Nick Swardson, Bryan Shy, Mina Olivera
1x04 Clementine's Pregnant
Aug 13, 2003 · 22 min
A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suiters. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he's moving in.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Michael Ian Black, Blaine Miller, Jim Rash, Charles Hutchins
1x05 Jones Gets Suspended
Aug 20, 2003 · 22 min
Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.
Directing: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Daniele Gaither, Nick Swardson, Andrew Bowen, Murray SawChuck
1x06 Help From the FBI
Aug 27, 2003 · 22 min
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Shulie Cowen, Jerry Minor, Kyle Dunnigan, George Sharperson
1x07 Wiegel Suicide Watch
Sep 3, 2003 · 22 min
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Jack Plotnick, Kristina Hayes
1x08 Clementine Gets Married
Sep 10, 2003 · 22 min
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Susan Yeagley, Timothy Brennen, Heather McDonald, Chris Tallman
1x09 Garcia's Anniversary
Sep 17, 2003 · 22 min
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.
Directing: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Susan Yeagley, Thomas Rosales Jr., Gene LeBell, Michael Patrick Jann
1x10 Burning Man Festival
Sep 24, 2003 · 22 min
The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?
Directing: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Mina Olivera, Ike Bram, Heather R. Provost, Nat Faxon
1x11 Dangle's Moving Day
Oct 1, 2003 · 22 min
Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?
Directing: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Nick Swardson, Jim Rash, Randall Park, Paul Vogt
1x12 Terrorist Training: Part 1
Oct 8, 2003 · 22 min
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.
Directing: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Toby Huss, Chris Tallman, Heather R. Provost, Craig Gellis
1x13 Terrorist Training: Part 2
Oct 15, 2003 · 22 min
The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.
Directing: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Óscar Núñez, Cathy Shim, Kyle Dunnigan, Adam J. Karp
1x14 Halloween Season Finale
Oct 20, 2003 · 22 min
Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks.Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him.Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.
Director: Michael Patrick Jann · Starring: Tracey Walter, Jack Plotnick, Carmen Plumb, Alexa Havins