South Park: Season 7

2003 · 15 episodes · ★ 8.2

What Season 7 of South Park

Season 7 begins with a nightmare Cartman tells his friends, and the boys realize they've already lived through something similar. From there, the episodes mix absurd situations with social satire. Cartman drives many of the plots: he disguises his hand as Jennifer Lopez to record an album and sets traps for Kyle, who endures teasing for being one of the few Jews in town. Stan, meanwhile, deals with everyday setbacks, such as his breakup with Wendy. Jimmy and Timmy join the Tullys, and the boys flirt with metrosexuality. The four main characters remain at the center of every conflict.

15episodes

Mar 19, 2003released

Dec 17, 2003final episode

5.8 hrtotal runtime

Season 7 Episodes

7x01 Cancelled
Mar 19, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
7x02 Krazy Kripples
Mar 26, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips."
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
7x03 Toilet Paper
Apr 2, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.3
The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
7x04 I'm a Little Bit Country
Apr 9, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.0
After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Norman Lear, Kyle McCulloch, John Hansen
7x05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Apr 16, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: John Hansen, Jessica Makinson
7x06 Lil' Crime Stoppers
Apr 23, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.3
The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
7x07 Red Man's Greed Mid-Season Finale
Apr 30, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 7.6
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make $350,000. So they head to the casino...
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: John Hansen
7x08 South Park is Gay
Oct 22, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 7.9
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: John Hansen, Adrien Beard
7x09 Christian Rock Hard
Oct 29, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.8
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Adrien Beard
7x10 Grey Dawn
Nov 5, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.3
Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
7x11 Casa Bonita
Nov 12, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.6
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
7x12 All About Mormons
Nov 19, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.5
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Kyle McCulloch, Adrien Beard
7x13 Butt Out
Dec 3, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 7.6
After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker, Matt Stone · Starring: Kyle McCulloch, John Hansen
7x14 Raisins
Dec 10, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 8.4
In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Jessica Makinson
7x15 It's Christmas in Canada Season Finale
Dec 17, 2003 · 23 min · ★ 7.9
When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Kyle McCulloch