South Park: Season 9

2005 · 14 episodes · ★ 8.0

What Season 9 of South Park

Cartman complains because he hasn't gotten a PSP and Kenny has one. That envy kicks off a season full of absurd situations. Hippies invade the town, and Cartman tries to wipe them out. Token enters a beauty pageant, and the boys become his agents until another representative shows up. Kyle becomes obsessed with freeing an orca that claims to live on the moon. Stan, who is saving up for a new bike, ends up in the hands of Scientology. Mr. Garrison decides to change his sex, and Randy struggles with his alcohol addiction.

14episodes

Mar 9, 2005released

Dec 7, 2005final episode

5.4 hrtotal runtime

Season 9 Episodes

9x01 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mar 9, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 7.2
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: John Hansen
9x02 Die Hippie, Die
Mar 16, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.3
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Kyle McCulloch
9x03 Wing
Mar 23, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Adrien Beard
9x04 Best Friends Forever
Mar 30, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.3
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
Directed by: Trey Parker · Written by: Trey Parker · Starring: Jonathan Kimmel
9x05 The Losing Edge
Apr 6, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.4
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Jonathan Kimmel, Diedrich Bader, Adrien Beard
9x06 The Death of Eric Cartman
Apr 13, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.3
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Adrien Beard
9x07 Erection Day Mid-Season Finale
Apr 20, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 7.4
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker
9x08 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Oct 19, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.1
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker, Kenny Hotz
9x09 Marjorine
Oct 26, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.6
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Adrien Beard
9x10 Follow That Egg
Nov 2, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 7.7
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker, Kenny Hotz · Starring: Jonathan Kimmel
9x11 Ginger Kids
Nov 9, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.6
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Adrien Beard
9x12 Trapped in the Closet
Nov 16, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.4
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: John Hansen
9x13 Free Willzyx
Nov 30, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 8.0
A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker · Starring: Adrien Beard
9x14 Bloody Mary Season Finale
Dec 7, 2005 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.
Directing: Trey Parker · Writing: Trey Parker, Erica Rivinoja