Family Guy: Season 13

2014 · 18 episodes · ★ 6.7

What Season 13 of Family Guy

The season kicks off with the Griffins outside Quahog. After Peter draws a sexist cartoon, the family decides to leave town, and on the way, a thief steals their car. They end up on the outskirts of Springfield, where they meet the Simpsons in a crossover. Peter and Homer become friends until an argument over which beer is better drives them apart. After that, the storylines focus on everyday life: Peter helps Joe publish a book by posing as its author, and Lois and Peter open a bakery. Chris needs to pass a history exam to avoid repeating ninth grade, and Meg looks for a talent with Lisa's help. Stewie and Brian drive much of these storylines.

18episodes

Sep 28, 2014premiered

May 17, 2015latest episode

7.5 hrtotal runtime

Season 13 Episodes

13x01 The Simpsons Guy
Sep 28, 2014 · 46 min · ★ 7.4
In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.
Directing: Peter Shin · Writing: Patrick Meighan · Starring: Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner, Julie Bowen, Jeff Bergman
13x02 The Book of Joe
Oct 5, 2014 · 24 min · ★ 6.7
Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.
Directing: Mike Kim · Writing: Mike Desilets · Starring: Maya Rudolph, Glenn Howerton, Mason Cook, Steve Callaghan
13x03 Baking Bad
Oct 19, 2014 · 24 min · ★ 6.7
Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
Directing: Jerry Langford · Writing: Mark Hentemann · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Carl Lumbly, Eamon Pirruccello, Nick Toth
13x04 Brian the Closer
Nov 9, 2014 · 24 min · ★ 7.0
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
Directing: John Holmquist · Writing: Steve Marmel · Starring: Nana Visitor, Connie Britton, Luke Adams, Kevin Michael Richardson
13x05 Turkey Guys
Nov 16, 2014 · 24 min · ★ 6.7
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
Directing: Julius Wu · Writing: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong · Starring: Luke Donaldson, Adam West, Lucas Grabeel, Scott Grimes
13x06 The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin Mid-Season Finale
Dec 7, 2014 · 24 min · ★ 6.9
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
Directed by Joseph Lee · Written by Ted Jessup · Starring Jeff Garlin, Ana Gasteyer, Kristen Long, Glenn Howerton
13x07 Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
Jan 4, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 7.0
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
Directed by Joe Vaux · Written by Alex Carter · Starring Tony Sirico, Hank Azaria, Catherine Reitman, Artie Johann
13x08 Our Idiot Brian
Jan 11, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.8
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
Directing: John Holmquist · Writing: Aaron Lee · Starring: Glenn Howerton, DJ Qualls, Bruce McGill, Chris Diamantopoulos
13x09 This Little Piggy
Jan 25, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.2
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
Directing: Brian Iles · Writing: Kristin Long · Starring: Jon Daly, Kevin Michael Richardson, Chris Sheridan
13x10 Quagmire's Mom
Feb 8, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.6
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying "bro" lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.
Directed by Greg Colton · Written by Tom Devanney · Starring Adam West, Allison Janney, Jon Daly, Kevin Michael Richardson
13x11 Encyclopedia Griffin
Feb 15, 2015 · 23 min · ★ 6.4
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.
Directing: Jerry Langford · Writing: Lew Morton · Starring: Max Charles, Nat Faxon, Adam West, Allison Janney
13x12 Stewie Is Enceinte
Mar 8, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 5.6
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
Directed by Steve Robertson · Written by Gary Janetti · Starring Adam West, Harvey Fierstein, Luke Adams, Artie Johann
13x13 Dr. C and the Women
Mar 15, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.6
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.
Directing: Mike Kim · Writing: Travis Bowe · Starring: Adam West, Josh Robert Thompson
13x14 #JOLO
Apr 12, 2015 · 23 min · ★ 6.9
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
Directing: Julius Wu · Writing: Artie Johann, Shawn Ries · Starring: Adam West, Lea Thompson, Lucas Grabeel, Jennifer Tilly
13x15 Once Bitten
Apr 19, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.5
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
Directing: Joseph Lee · Writing: Anthony Blasucci · Starring: Rick Chambers, Chris Hardwick, Catherine Reitman, Lucas Grabeel
13x16 Roasted Guy
Apr 26, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.7
Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
Directing: Joe Vaux · Writing: Andrew Goldberg · Starring: Andre Robinson, Mae Whitman, Adam West, Nicole Sullivan
13x17 Fighting Irish
May 3, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 6.8
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
Directing: Brian Iles · Writing: Jaydi Samuels · Starring: Liam Neeson
13x18 Take My Wife Season Finale
May 17, 2015 · 24 min · ★ 7.2
Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they're too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.
Directed by John Holmquist · Written by Kevin Biggins · Starring André Sogliuzzo, Mae Whitman, Scott Grimes, Kevin Michael Richardson