Family Guy: Season 7

2008 · 16 episodes · ★ 7.0

What Season 7 of Family Guy

Season 7 kicks off in September 2008 with sixteen episodes that keep the Griffins in Quahog, a family where nobody quite fits in. Brian falls for Carolyn, but his hesitation causes her to end up with Cleveland, and he resorts to any method to win her back. Peter gets into one mess after another: he volunteers as a human guinea pig to pay off a debt, plays golf with O. J. Simpson, and imagines his friends and family in Stephen King soap operas. Stewie falls for little Susie, and Lois becomes a reporter for FOX News. The storylines revolve around Peter, Brian and Stewie, while Meg and Chris remain the most ignored members of the household.

16episodes

Sep 28, 2008premiered

May 17, 2009latest episode

5.9 hrtotal runtime

Season 7 Episodes

7x01 Love Blactually
Sep 28, 2008 · 22 min · ★ 6.1
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.
Directing: Cyndi Tang · Writing: Mike Henry · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Kat Foster, Chris Sheridan, Kirker Butler
7x02 I Dream of Jesus
Oct 5, 2008 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.
Directing: Peter Shin, Mike Kim · Writer: Brian Scully · Starring: Debra Wilson, Perez Hilton, Ike Barinholtz, Chris Cox
7x03 Road to Germany
Oct 19, 2008 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.
Directing: Greg Colton · Writing: Patrick Meighan · Starring: Gregory Jbara, Brian Blessed, Martin Savage, Kevin Michael Richardson
7x04 Baby Not On Board
Nov 2, 2008 · 22 min · ★ 6.9
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.
Directing: Julius Wu · Writing: Mark Hentemann · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Joe Flaherty, Adam West, Alexandra Breckenridge
7x05 The Man with Two Brians
Nov 9, 2008 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.
Directing: Dominic Bianchi · Writing: John Viener · Starring: Camille Guaty, Johnny Knoxville, Will Sasso
7x06 Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Mid-Season Finale
Nov 16, 2008 · 22 min · ★ 6.7
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.
Directing: Jerry Langford · Writer: Alex Carter · Starring: Andy Dick, Bob Barker, Debbie Reynolds, Kaylee DeFer
7x07 Ocean's Three and a Half
Feb 15, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.
Directing: John Holmquist · Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Cynthia Watros, Frank Welker, J.P. Manoux
7x08 Family Gay
Mar 8, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 6.5
After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.
Directing: Brian Iles · Writing: Richard Appel · Starring: Seth Rogen, Meredith Baxter, Kirker Butler, Alexandra Breckenridge
7x09 The Juice Is Loose
Mar 15, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 6.5
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
Directing: Cyndi Tang · Writing: Andrew Goldberg · Starring: Conway Twitty, Cathy Cahlin Ryan, Lori Alan
7x10 FOX-y Lady
Mar 22, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 6.9
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
Directing: Pete Michels · Writer: Matt Fleckenstein · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Seth Rogen, Daniel Stern, Fred Savage
7x11 Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Mar 29, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
Directing: Greg Colton · Writing: Danny Smith · Starring: Denise Crosby, Brent Spiner, Gates McFadden, Wil Wheaton
7x12 420
Apr 19, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
Directing: Julius Wu · Writer: Patrick Meighan · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Adam West, Kerrigan Mahan, Lori Alan
7x13 Stew-Roids
Apr 26, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.
Directing: Jerry Langford · Writing: Alec Sulkin · Starring: Patrick Warburton, Wentworth Miller, Lisa Wilhoit, Camille Guaty
7x14 We Love You, Conrad
May 3, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
Directing: John Holmquist · Writing: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong · Starring: Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon, Kate Todd, Lauren Conrad
7x15 Three Kings
May 10, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
Directing: Dominic Bianchi · Writer: Alec Sulkin · Starring: George Wendt, Richard Dreyfuss, Adam West, Roy Scheider
7x16 Peter's Progress Season Finale
May 17, 2009 · 22 min · ★ 6.7
Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
Directing: Brian Iles · Writer: Wellesley Wild · Starring: Jason Segel, Kiefer Sutherland, Neil Patrick Harris