Roseanne: Season 7

1994 · 26 episodes · ★ 8.4

What Season 7 of Roseanne

Season 7 opens with the Conner house overflowing with people. Dan and Roseanne decide to kick Becky and Mark out for lack of space, and Jackie walks out after an argument with Fred. Roseanne receives a medical report that the prenatal clinic can't confirm, so she lives waiting for new tests. Darlene dates a college student whom David doesn't approve of, and he, hurt by their breakup, tells everyone at home that she has tried drugs at school. Meanwhile, money remains tight. Dan takes on odd construction jobs, and Roseanne keeps working the assembly line at Wellman Plastics, where Jackie and Crystal keep her company. Tensions between siblings, couples and kids drive every episode.

26episodes

Sep 21, 1994premiered

May 24, 1995latest episode

10 hrtotal runtime

Season 7 Episodes

7x01 Nine Is Enough
Sep 21, 1994 · 23 min
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Writing: Pat Bullard · Starring: Johnny Galecki, Travis Weaver
7x02 Two for One
Sep 28, 1994 · 23 min
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki
7x03 Snoop Davey Dave
Oct 5, 1994 · 23 min
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
Starring: Glenn Quinn, Johnny Galecki
7x04 Girl Talk
Oct 12, 1994 · 23 min
Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences and dysfunctions.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn, Martin Mull, Johnny Galecki
7x05 Sleeper
Oct 19, 1994 · 23 min
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
Starring: Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons, Johnny Galecki
7x06 Skeleton in the Closet
Oct 26, 1994 · 23 min · ★ 5.6
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jazzmun
7x07 Follow the Son
Nov 2, 1994 · 23 min
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Writing: Dusty Kay · Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Traci Lords, Glenn Quinn, Martin Mull
7x08 Punch and Jimmy
Nov 9, 1994 · 23 min
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn, Johnny Galecki, Danny Masterson
7x09 White Men Can't Kiss
Nov 16, 1994 · 23 min
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
Starring: Lisa Banes, Michael O'Keefe, Estelle Parsons, James Pickens Jr.
7x10 Thanksgiving '94
Nov 23, 1994 · 23 min
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Shelley Winters, Johnny Galecki
7x11 Maybe Baby
Nov 30, 1994 · 23 min
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn, Tom Amandes
7x12 The Parenting Trap Mid-Season Finale
Dec 14, 1994 · 23 min
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Johnny Galecki
7x13 Rear Window
Jan 4, 1995 · 23 min · ★ 5.6
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Writing: Michael Borkow · Starring: Jack Murdock, Jean Speegle Howard, Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn
7x14 My Name is Bev
Jan 11, 1995 · 23 min
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Writing: Bob Nickman · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Martin Mull, Estelle Parsons, Romy Rosemont
7x15 Bed and Bored
Feb 1, 1995 · 23 min
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
Writing: Eric Gilliland · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons, Johnny Galecki
7x16 Sisters
Feb 8, 1995 · 23 min
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
Writing: Michael Borkow · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Martin Mull, Johnny Galecki
7x17 Lost Youth
Feb 15, 1995 · 23 min
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Writing: Pat Bullard · Starring: Johnny Galecki
7x18 Single Married Female
Feb 22, 1995 · 23 min
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Johnny Galecki
7x19 The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
Mar 1, 1995 · 23 min
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Eric Christmas, Zoe Perry
7x20 The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
Mar 1, 1995 · 23 min
The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Pat Crowley, Barbara Billingsley, June Lockhart, Alley Mills
7x21 Husbands and Wives
Mar 22, 1995 · 23 min
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
7x22 Happy Trailers
Mar 29, 1995 · 23 min
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn, Johnny Galecki, Sharon Stone
7x23 The Blaming of the Shrew
May 3, 1995 · 23 min
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Ellen DeGeneres, Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Ashley Johnson
7x24 The Birds and the Frozen Bees
May 10, 1995 · 23 min
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
Starring: Johnny Galecki
7x25 Couch Potatoes
May 17, 1995 · 23 min
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
Writing: Eric Gilliland · Starring: Michael O'Keefe, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons, Johnny Galecki
7x26 Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute Season Finale
May 24, 1995 · 23 min
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr. Howell, Bev becomes Mrs. Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.
Directing: Gail Mancuso · Starring: Bob Denver, Russell Johnson, Glenn Quinn, Dawn Wells