Desperate Housewives: Season 5

2008 · 24 episodes · ★ 8.1

What Season 5 of Desperate Housewives

Season five opens five years after Katherine shoots her ex-husband. On Wisteria Lane, Susan tries to hide her relationship with another man while also competing with Edie for a man's affection. Bree fights to save her marriage to Orson, while Lynette struggles to find time and energy for her children. Gabrielle hides her fall down the social ladder. The mystery revolves around Dave Williams, Edie's third husband, whose hidden intentions begin to unsettle the neighborhood.

24episodes

Sep 28, 2008premiered

May 17, 2009latest episode

17.2 hrtotal runtime

Season 5 Episodes

5x01 You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
Sep 28, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 7.4
Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: Marc Cherry · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Kevin Rahm, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza
5x02 We're So Happy You're So Happy
Oct 5, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 7.2
Unaware of Jackson's whereabouts, Susan goes to a local bar suspecting that he might be with Mike however, she soon lands herself in-trouble; meanwhile, after spending money that did not belong to her, Gabrielle attempts to get Carlos to get a job at the local country club as it pays better. Bree promotes her cook book on a radio show.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: Alexandra Cunningham · Starring: Richard Burgi, Kathryn Joosten, Mason Cotton, Jodi Carlisle
5x03 Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
Oct 12, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 8.1
Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.
Directing: Bethany Rooney · Writing: Joe Keenan · Starring: Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza, Mason Cotton, Ronobir Lahiri
5x04 Back in Business
Oct 19, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 7.9
Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.
Directing: Scott Ellis · Writing: Joey Murphy, John Pardee · Starring: Madison De La Garza, Mason Cotton, Charlie Babcock, Bridget Flanery
5x05 Mirror, Mirror
Oct 26, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 8.4
Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle's concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.
Directing: David Grossman, Scott Ellis · Writing: Jeff Greenstein, Joey Murphy, John Pardee · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Kevin Rahm, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza
5x06 There's Always a Woman
Nov 2, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 7.9
Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.
Directing: Larry Shaw, Matthew Diamond · Writing: John Paul Bullock III · Starring: Kevin Rahm, Kathryn Joosten, Bruce Thomas, Lily Tomlin
5x07 What More Do I Need?
Nov 9, 2008 · 42 min · ★ 8.0
Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos' best client, Virginia, has ulterior motives. Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson's true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey's sister Roberta unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: Matt Berry, Matthew Berry · Starring: Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza, Lily Tomlin, Drew Tyler Bell
5x08 City on Fire
Nov 16, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 8.5
Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: Bob Daily · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Kevin Rahm, Andrea Bowen, Kathryn Joosten
5x09 Me and My Town
Nov 30, 2008 · 42 min · ★ 8.0
For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.
Directing: David Warren · Writing: Lori Kirkland Baker · Starring: Madison De La Garza, Todd Grinnell, David Fabrizio, Bob Morrisey
5x10 A Vision's Just a Vision Mid-Season Finale
Dec 7, 2008 · 43 min · ★ 8.4
Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby's sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: David Flebotte · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Kevin Rahm, Madison De La Garza, Mason Cotton
5x11 Home Is the Place
Jan 4, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.1
Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: Jamie Gorenberg · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Kevin Rahm, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza
5x12 Connect! Connect!
Jan 11, 2009 · 44 min · ★ 8.0
Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; the search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother; Mike and Katherine define their relationship; Dave gets closer to exacting revenge.
Directing: Ken Whittingham · Writing: Jordon Nardino · Starring: Madison De La Garza, Polly Bergen, Todd Grinnell, Gale Harold
5x13 The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
Jan 18, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 9.1
When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: Bob Daily, Marc Cherry · Starring: Steven Culp, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza, Beau Bridges
5x14 Mama Spent Money When She Had None
Feb 8, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 7.9
Bree treats herself to a new car; Susan wants to send M.J. to the best school even though she and Mike can't afford it; Gaby tries to get back into shape; Lee wonders if he should tell Tom and Lynette some disturbing facts about Dave.
Directing: David Warren · Writing: Jason Ganzel · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Kevin Rahm, Mason Cotton, Patrika Darbo
5x15 In a World Where the Kings are Employers
Feb 15, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 7.9
Susan gets a new job. Lynette tells Tom they need to sell Scavo's Pizzeria. Gaby discovers that Carlos' boss has a dirty little secret; Orson confronts Bree after discovering she has given Andrew a raise.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: Lori Kirkland Baker · Starring: Mason Cotton, Ion Overman, Megan Hilty, Michael Merton
5x16 Crime Doesn't Pay
Mar 8, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 7.9
Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: Jamie Gorenberg · Starring: Kathryn Joosten, Ion Overman, Megan Hilty, Christopher Rich
5x17 The Story of Lucy and Jessie
Mar 15, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.0
Susan tries to impress a teacher at work, Gaby talks Carlos into hiring Lynette, Edie continues to look into Dave's past.
Directing: Bethany Rooney · Writing: Jordon Nardino · Starring: Kevin Rahm, Madison De La Garza, Lesley Boone, Swoosie Kurtz
5x18 A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
Mar 22, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.9
Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: Alexandra Cunningham · Starring: Richard Burgi, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza, Lesley Boone
5x19 Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
Apr 19, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.8
Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly competition; and Bree remembers how thoughtful she was towards Orson.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: Matthew Berry · Starring: Kevin Rahm, Kathryn Joosten, Stephen Ford, Dot-Marie Jones
5x20 Rose's Turn
Apr 26, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.2
Carlos finds Lynette in a precarious position, which she chooses to hide from Tom, and Gabrielle hastily covers for Tom's coy behavior. Orson tries to hide the truth about his wounds from Bree, while Katherine confesses to Mike, which leads to a surprising realization. In the meantime, Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.
Directing: David Warren · Writing: David Flebotte · Starring: Madison De La Garza, Mason Cotton, Gloria LeRoy, Matt Malloy
5x21 Bargaining
May 3, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 6.8
Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle's vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan's life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: David Schladweiler · Starring: Tuc Watkins, Richard Burgi, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza
5x22 Marry Me a Little
May 10, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.1
Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson, while Susan and Jackson put on an act for the authorities. Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger, and Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him. Meanwhile, Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces.
Directing: Larry Shaw · Writing: Jason Ganzel · Starring: Richard Burgi, Madison De La Garza, Mason Cotton, Jeff Doucette
5x23 Everybody Says Don't
May 17, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.2
Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos offers to have his not-so-innocent niece, Ana, come and stay with them for a while and disrupts their routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom as he desperately tries to hold on to his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers what she's been up to. Elsewhere, Detectives Lyons and Collins make headway in the arson fire.
Directing: Bethany Rooney · Writing: Joey Murphy, John Pardee · Starring: Richard Burgi, Kathryn Joosten, Madison De La Garza, Mason Cotton
5x24 If It's Only in Your Head Season Finale
May 17, 2009 · 43 min · ★ 8.6
Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend, Gabrielle's niece moves to Wisteria Lane, and Susan and MJ's lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave.
Directing: David Grossman · Writing: Jeffrey Richman · Starring: Richard Burgi, Kathryn Joosten, Maiara Walsh, Madison De La Garza