Cow and Chicken: Season 3
1998 · 39 episodes
What Season 3 of Cow and Chicken
Season 3 of Cow and Chicken has 39 episodes and premiered on August 15, 1998. Here is the complete episode guide with air dates, runtimes and ratings.
Season 3 Episodes
3x01 Can Cow Come Out and Play?
The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.
Directed by David Feiss · Written by Steve Marmel, David Feiss · Starring Tom Kenny
3x02 Horn Envy
Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Eddie Deezen, Tom Kenny, Tara Strong, Debi Derryberry
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3x03 Time Weasel
Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, Steve Marmel, David Feiss · Starring: Kevin Schon, Teresa Ganzel
3x04 Goin' My Way?
While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris, Jeff Bennett
3x05 The Babysitter
Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Steve Marmel · Starring: Steve Marmel
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3x06 The Hole
Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Steve Marmel, David Feiss · Starring: Mark Hamill
3x07 Cow Fly
Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.
Directed by David Feiss · Written by Michael Ryan, David Feiss
3x08 Where Am I?
Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Michael Stanton
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3x09 I Stand Corrected
Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Townsend Coleman
3x10 Sergeant Weenie Arms
After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Maxwell Atoms · Starring: Howard Morris, Dan Castellaneta, Greg Eagles
3x11 Sow & Chicken
Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Sherri Schrader · Starring: Howard Morris, Pamela Adlon, Tom Kenny, Dan Castellaneta
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3x12 I Am Bush Pilot
Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Quinton Flynn, Tom Kenny, Pat Musick
3x13 Me an' My Dog
Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, Pilar Menendez · Starring: Tom Kenny, Lori Alan
3x14 Cow's Dream Catcher
Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Steve Marmel, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris, Dan Castellaneta
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3x15 Dessert Island
Weasel and I.R. end up stranded on an island made entirely of confectionaries.
Directed by David Feiss · Written by Maxwell Atoms · Starring: Tom Kenny
3x16 Grandma at the Mall
Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris, Dan Castellaneta, Bibi Osterwald
3x17 Chicken in the Bathroom
Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Jeff Kwitny
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3x18 Unsinkable I.R.
I.R. is captain of his own ship, until it bumps an iceberg and it starts sinking.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Maxwell Atoms
3x19 Chickens Don't Fly
Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Gary Wilson · Starring: Cam Clarke
3x20 P.E.
P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Steve Marmel, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris, Dan Castellaneta, Carlos Alazraqui, Lauri Johnson
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3x21 I Am Vampire
Weasel and Baboon are a pair of friendly vampires who drink only canned blood and are just looking for a fun little night on the town in Pantsylvania. But someone should try telling that to the vampire hunter Dr. von Smellstein, who's out to get our heroes!
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Maxwell Atoms · Starring: Jennifer Hale, Jeff Doucette, Peter Lurie
3x22 Playin' Hookie
Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Steve Marmel, David Feiss · Starring: Nick Jameson
3x23 Chicken Lips
Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Gary Wilson
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3x24 Honey I Are Home
I.R. is jealous of his neighbor Weasel because he has a better wife, kids job and house than him.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Maxwell Atoms · Starring: Rob Paulsen, Mary Kay Bergman, Marabina Jaimes
3x25 The Day I Was Born
Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris, Dan Castellaneta
3x26 Factory Follies
Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, Vincent Davis, Sami Rank
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3x27 Driver's Sped
I.R. takes a driving test and Weasel is his teacher!
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Marcia Wallace
3x28 101 Uses for Cow and Chicken
Chicken puts prices on himself and Cow at the store and Red purchases them but is unable to determine their usefulness.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Scott Menville
3x29 Intelligent Life?
Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Robert Picardo, Maurice LaMarche
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3x30 A Tree Story
The trees decide to rebel against humans after I.R. chops one.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Kevin Michael Richardson, Tom Kenny
3x31 Be Careful What You Wish For
Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Steve Marmel · Starring: Dan Castellaneta
3x32 Lost At Sea
Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminiscing about their fun lives.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris, Michael Stanton, Dan Castellaneta
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3x33 I.R. Do
I.R. is getting married with a hyena, but it happens that she ran away with a German, hairless chihuahua.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, David Feiss, Nora Johnson · Starring: Howard Morris, Dan Castellaneta, Kevin Schon
3x34 Night of the Ed
Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Howard Morris
3x35 Cow's Pie
Cow bakes her own pie and wants Chicken to try it...but he doesn't want to. Cow then follows Chicken everywhere until she takes drastic measures...hiding all of the food in the house, only leaving the pie. Chicken gives in, and discovers the pie is actually good. Little does he know...it's really poop.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Genndy Tartakovsky
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3x36 I Are Good Dog!
A kid adopts Weasel and I.R. as his pet dogs.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Maxwell Atoms · Starring: Jeff Bennett, Tom Kenny, Kath Soucie
3x37 Professor Longhorn Steer
Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Tom Kenny, Phyllis Diller
3x38 A Couple of Skating Fools Season Finale
Chicken's dream is to be a world famous figure skater, so he and Earl enter a figure skating contest. Red Guy is jealous because his partner is Flem, so, he injures Earl, making Chicken helpless out on the rink...until Cow comes to save Chicken's dream.
Directing: David Feiss · Writing: Michael Ryan, David Feiss · Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Howard Morris, Tom Kenny
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3x39 He Said, He Said.
Weasel tells his story to psiquiatrist Sigmund Fraud about his mishaps with I.R., at the same time I.R. is telling his own mishaps with Weasel in the room next door.
Directed by: David Feiss · Written by: Michael Ryan, Steve Marmel · Starring: Michael Gough, Jennifer Martin
Season 3 Cast
Tom KennyCraig (voice)10 episodes
Kevin SchonHyena / Organist (voice)2 episodes
Eddie DeezenGlasses Boy (voice)Episode 1
Steve MarmelComic (voice)Episode 1
Townsend ColemanHector / Prisoner (voice)Episode 1
Greg EaglesSergeant Weenie Arms (voice)Episode 1
Quinton FlynnBeaver #1 / Man (voice)Episode 1
Pat MusickWoman #1 / Woman #2 / Air Traffic Controller (voice)Episode 1
Bibi OsterwaldGrandma (voice)Episode 1
All Seasons
Season 11997 · 39 ep.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes are in Season 3 of Cow and Chicken?
Cow and Chicken Season 3 has 39 episodes.
When did Season 3 of Cow and Chicken premiere?
Premiered on August 15, 1998.
Where to Watch Cow and Chicken Season 3?
Available by subscription on Movistar Plus+ Ficción Total, HBO Max, and HBO Max Amazon Channel (availability may vary by country).