Married... with Children: Season 5

1990 · 25 episodes · ★ 7.5

What Season 5 of Married... with Children

Season 5 of Married... with Children Has 25 episodes and premiered on September 23, 1990. Here's the complete episode guide with air dates, runtimes and ratings.

25episodes

Sep 23, 1990premiered

May 19, 1991latest episode

9.2 hrtotal runtime

Season 5 Episodes

5x01 We'll Follow the Sun
Sep 23, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Ron Leavitt · Starring: Eric Menyuk, Marla Frees, Gita Isak, Eddie Rio
5x02 Al... with Kelly
Sep 30, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.9
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Pamela Anderson, Jay Anthony Franke, Teresa Frost, Becky Mullen
5x03 Sue Casa, His Casa
Oct 7, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Mark L. Taylor, Rif Hutton, Joyce Brothers
5x04 The Unnatural
Oct 14, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Katherine Green · Starring: Steve Susskind, Reid Shelton, Greg Lewis, Ian Ziering
5x05 The Dance Show
Oct 21, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Dorit Sauer, Dan Castellaneta, Sam McMurray
5x06 Kelly Bounces Back
Oct 28, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Tia Carrere, Tina Louise, Debbe Dunning, Joanna Goode
5x07 Married... with Aliens
Nov 4, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Leonard Lightfoot, Phil Fondacaro, Debbie Lee Carrington, Tony Cox
5x08 Wabbit Season
Nov 11, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Ron Leavitt
5x09 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Nov 18, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Kevin Curran · Starring: Rhonda Shear, Sherrie Rose, Lucy Filippone, Rhonda Britten
5x10 One Down, Two to Go
Nov 25, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
Directed by: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Stewart J. Zully, Julie Gray, Charles Howerton, Ric Roman Waugh
5x11 And Baby Makes Money
Dec 16, 1990 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
Directed by: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Beth Broderick, Charlie Brill
5x12 Married... with Who
Jan 6, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
Directed by: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Ted McGinley
5x13 The Godfather
Feb 3, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 8.3
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Ted McGinley, Scott Ferguson, Lane Davies, Angel Broadhurst
5x14 Look Who's Barking
Feb 10, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 6.7
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Katherine Green · Starring: Ted McGinley, Cheech Marin, Brian George, Rodney Kageyama
5x15 A Man's Castle
Feb 17, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Dave Florek, Fitz Houston, Deryl Carroll
5x16 All Night Security Dude
Feb 24, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Peter Gaffney · Starring: Ted McGinley, Dorit Sauer, Bubba Smith, Kyle Cody
5x17 Oldies but Young 'Uns
Mar 17, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Bill Prady · Starring: Ted McGinley, Matt LeBlanc, Joseph Bologna, Suli McCullough
5x18 Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
Mar 24, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Kevin Curran · Starring: Ted McGinley, Dan Tullis Jr., Ray Girardin, Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
5x19 Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
Apr 7, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.
Directing: Linda Day · Starring: Ted McGinley, Helena Apothaker, Edith Varon, Irina Cashen
5x20 Top of the Heap
Apr 7, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 5.8
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Ron Leavitt · Starring: Harold Harris, Matt LeBlanc, Joseph Bologna, Diana Bellamy
5x21 You Better Shop Around (1)
Apr 14, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 8.1
Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
Directing: Linda Day · Starring: Helena Apothaker, Bruce Jarchow, John Asher, Jodie Mann
5x22 You Better Shop Around (2)
Apr 21, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 8.1
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
Directing: Linda Day · Starring: Ted McGinley, Jerry Mathers, Bruce Jarchow, Jodie Mann
5x23 Route 666 (1)
Apr 28, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Katherine Green · Starring: Ted McGinley, John Byner, Carmen Filpi, Owen Bush
5x24 Route 666 (2)
May 5, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Ted McGinley, Earl Billings, Sharyn Leavitt, Renee Tenison
5x25 Buck the Stud Season Finale
May 19, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Chip Johannessen · Starring: Ted McGinley, Armin Shimerman, Debbe Dunning, Jennifer Blanc-Biehn