Married... with Children: Season 9

1994 · 26 episodes · ★ 7.2

What Season 9 of Married... with Children

The season opens at Al Bundy's shoe store, where he discovers a warehouse full of 1970s footwear. Retro fashion turns it into a very profitable business. At the same time, his driver's license has expired and he has to retake the test. Al's schemes drag in Steve and Marcy Rhoades, their neighbors. Al and his friends from "Women No" face feminist protests, organize demonstrations, and create their own baseball league. Kelly tries to make it big with commercials and auditions, while Bud fights for a scholarship and for girls. Peggy, as lazy as ever, keeps spending the money Al brings in.

26episodes

Sep 4, 1994premiered

May 21, 1995latest episode

9.5 hrtotal runtime

Season 9 Episodes

9x01 Shoeway to Heaven
Sep 4, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: John Bloom, Tawny Kitaen, Richard Stahl, Barbara Sammeth
9x02 Driving Mr. Boondy
Sep 11, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 6.7
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Cast: Oliver Muirhead, Nicole Nagel, Isa Totah, Greg Callahan
9x03 Kelly Breaks Out
Sep 18, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writer: Larry Jacobson · Cast: Michael Francis Clarke, Cleto Augusto, Dennis Phun, Dot-Marie Jones
9x04 Naughty but Niece
Sep 25, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Cast: Juliet Tablak, Harold Sylvester, Heather Dubrow, Kirsten Holmquist
9x05 Business Sucks (1)
Oct 2, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Cast: E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Teresa Parente, Jack Riley
9x06 Business Still Sucks (2)
Oct 9, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Dan Tullis Jr., E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Teresa Parente
9x07 Dial B for Virgin
Oct 16, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Writing: Wayne Kline · Starring: Monica Lacy, Beverly Archer, Rhonda Aldrich, Bodhi Elfman
9x08 Sleepless in Chicago
Oct 23, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
Writing: Katherine Green · Starring: Juliet Tablak, Allan Trautman, Kenneth Danziger
9x09 No Pot to Pease In
Nov 6, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: George Wyner, Leonard Kelly-Young, Lisa Kaseman, Steven Hack
9x10 Dud Bowl
Nov 13, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 5.6
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Kim Weiskopf · Starring: E.E. Bell, John S. Reynolds, Bubba Smith, Kenny Stabler
9x11 A Man for No Seasons
Nov 27, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 6.9
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Writing: Kim Weiskopf · Starring: Dan Tullis Jr., E.E. Bell, Mike Piazza, Pat Millicano
9x12 I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Dec 11, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Dan Tullis Jr., E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Teresa Parente
9x13 I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Dec 18, 1994 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
Directed by: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Dan Tullis Jr., E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Tom McCleister
9x14 The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
Jan 8, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 6.6
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
Cast: E.E. Bell, Tom McCleister, Barry Shabaka Henley, Mother Love
9x15 Kelly Takes a Shot
Jan 15, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Starring: Juliet Tablak, Dion Anderson, Katherine Olsen
9x16 Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Feb 5, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Larry Jacobson · Starring: David Garrison, Harold Sylvester, Ian Gomez, Michael Faustino
9x17 25 Years and What Do You Get?
Feb 12, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.
Cast: Marty Rackham, John LeFleur, David Drummond
9x18 Ship Happens (1)
Feb 19, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 6.5
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Wolfman Jack, Lisa Stahl, Mary Garripoli
9x19 Ship Happens (2)
Feb 26, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Katherine Green · Starring: Teresa Parente, Gilbert Gottfried, Hannah Eckstein, Leilani Jones
9x20 Something Larry This Way Comes
Mar 12, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Writer: Alison Taylor · Cast: Harold Sylvester, Janet Carroll, Lynn Ann Leveridge, Larry Storch
9x21 And Bingo Was Her Game-O
Mar 26, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Tom McCleister, Clint Howard
9x22 User Friendly
Apr 9, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
Writer: Russell Marcus · Cast: Juliet Tablak, E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Elaine Hendrix
9x23 Pump Fiction
Apr 30, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Kim Weiskopf · Starring: Juliet Tablak, E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Tom McCleister
9x24 Radio Free Trumaine
May 7, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Cast: David Garrison, Eric Dane, Andrew Kavovit, Keri Russell
9x25 Shoeless Al
May 14, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Starring: E.E. Bell, Harold Sylvester, Mary-Pat Green, Charlie Dell
9x26 The Undergraduate Season Finale
May 21, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Cast: Noah Segan, Billy Gallo, Harry S. Murphy, Damien Leake