Married... with Children: Season 7

1992 · 26 episodes · ★ 7.0

What Season 7 of Married... with Children

The seventh season picks up with the Bundys' daily routine. Al sells women's shoes in Chicago and barely makes it to the end of the month, while Peggy spends the money he earns without lifting a finger around the house. Soon Seven, a five-year-old boy abandoned at the house by his country cousins, shows up. Al takes a second job to pay for the little boy's doctors, Peggy tries unsuccessfully to seduce her husband, and Bud starts a fraternity to meet girls. Over the fence, Steve and Marcy get dragged into Al's plans, as he remains determined to recapture the glory of his football days in high school.

26episodes

Sep 13, 1992premiered

May 23, 1993latest episode

9.5 hrtotal runtime

Season 7 Episodes

7x01 Magnificent Seven
Sep 13, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 5.5
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair, Shane Sweet
7x02 T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Sep 20, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 7.0
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Ron Leavitt · Starring: Shane Sweet, Corey Feldman, Lisa Rieffel, Liz Vassey
7x03 Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Sep 27, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Shane Sweet, Andrew Masset, Sherry Rooney, Weston Blakesley
7x04 Al on the Rocks
Oct 4, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Shane Sweet, Diane Delano, Sherlock Ganz, Laurel Ollstein
7x05 What I Did for Love
Oct 11, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Shane Sweet, Penelope Windust, Keith Coulouris, Jocelyne Kelly
7x06 Frat Chance
Oct 25, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Larry Jacobson · Starring: Kathleen McClellan, Shane Sweet, Shanga Parker, Andy Milder
7x07 The Chicago Wine Party
Nov 1, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 6.5
The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Kari Coleman, Pearl Shear, Cynthia Allison, Michael Goldfinger
7x08 Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Nov 8, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Starring: Shane Sweet, Brian Doyle-Murray, Charlotte Booker, Lisa Robin Kelly
7x09 Rock of Ages
Nov 15, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 7.0
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Shane Sweet, Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Robby Krieger
7x10 Death of a Shoe Salesman
Nov 22, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 6.4
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Dan Castellaneta, James R. Sweeney, Emilio Borelli, Laurel Lockhart
7x11 The Old College Try
Dec 13, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Shane Sweet, Leslie Ryan, Stan Chandler, Tim Maculan
7x12 Christmas
Dec 20, 1992 · 22 min · ★ 6.2
Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.
Director: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Shane Sweet, Dennis Cockrum, Fred Sanders, Kevin Thompson
7x13 Wedding Show
Jan 10, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Joey Lauren Adams, Sara Melson, Andrea Elson, Robyn Killian
7x14 It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Jan 24, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 6.9
Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.
Starring: Shane Sweet, Joel Gretsch, Terri Wilgren
7x15 Heels on Wheels
Feb 7, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Paris Houghton
7x16 Mr. Empty Pants
Feb 14, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 6.0
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Cynthia Szigeti, Steve Bean, Cain Devore, Brian Jensen
7x17 You Can't Miss
Feb 21, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.5
Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Starring: Bill Maher, Chantel Dubay, Matt Winston, Brian Leckner
7x18 Peggy and the Pirates
Feb 28, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: David Garrison, Shane Sweet, Eric Menyuk, Gene LeBell
7x19 Go for the Old
Mar 14, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 6.7
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
Director: Gerry Cohen · Starring: E.D. Miller, Mario Roccuzzo, Kevin Brief, George Feinstein
7x20 Un-Alful Entry
Mar 28, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.
Directing: Amanda Bearse · Writing: Larry Jacobson · Starring: Dan Tullis Jr., Randall 'Tex' Cobb, Edwin Owens, Brooke Stacy Mills
7x21 Movie Show
Apr 11, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
Director: Gerry Cohen · Starring: David Boreanaz, Kimberly Brooks, Craig Benton, Nicholas R. Oleson
7x22 'Til Death Do Us Part
Apr 25, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
Directing: Gerry Cohen
7x23 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
May 2, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Writing: Kevin Curran · Starring: Peter Jason, Susan Peretz, Shanga Parker, Ted Davis
7x24 Old Insurance Dodge
May 9, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
Director: Gerry Cohen · Writer: Larry Jacobson · Starring: Dan Tullis Jr., Rob LaBelle
7x25 The Wedding Repercussions
May 16, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Abraham Benrubi, Barbara Moore
7x26 The Proposition Season Finale
May 23, 1993 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.
Directing: Gerry Cohen · Starring: Vanna White, Kevin Schon, Jane Childerhose