Seinfeld: Season 3

1991 · 23 episodes · ★ 7.8

What Season 3 of Seinfeld

Season three opens with the usual routine on the Upper West Side. Jerry and George try to get free massages, and George feels uncomfortable when a man gives him one. A breakup of George's complicates Jerry's taxes, while Kramer starts hanging out with Elaine's roommate. Jerry argues with his parents' neighbor over a pen, and George asks Elaine to pose as him for an IQ test. The conflicts stem from small decisions and the romantic relationships of the main characters, such as Jerry's with a not-so-brilliant actress or George's with a pianist. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer carry each episode with their quirks and mistakes.

23episodes

Sep 18, 1991premiered

May 6, 1992latest episode

8.7 hrtotal runtime

Season 3 Episodes

3x01 The Note
Sep 18, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Jeff Lester, Liz Georges, Ralph Bruneau, Terri Hanauer
3x02 The Truth
Sep 25, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
Directed by: David Steinberg · Written by: Elaine Pope · Starring: Siobhan Fallon Hogan, Valerie Mahaffey
3x03 The Pen
Oct 2, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Magda Harout, Len Lesser, Sandy Baron, Ann Morgan Guilbert
3x04 The Dog
Oct 9, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Joseph Maher, Marvin Wright-Bey, Kelly Wellman, Norman Brenner
3x05 The Library
Oct 16, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 8.2
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
Directing: Joshua White · Writing: Larry Charles · Starring: Philip Baker Hall, Ashley Gardner, Harris Shore, Cynthia Szigeti
3x06 The Parking Garage
Oct 30, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 8.2
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: David Dunard, Cynthia Ettinger, Tucker Smallwood, Gregory T. Daniel
3x07 The Cafe
Nov 6, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Tom Leopold · Starring: Brian George, Dawn Arnemann, Deck McKenzie
3x08 The Tape
Nov 13, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 8.4
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
Directed by: David Steinberg · Written by: Don McEnery, Larry David · Starring: John Apicella, Norman Brenner, Ping Wu
3x09 The Nose Job
Nov 20, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.6
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Peter Mehlman · Starring: Susan Diol, Roy Brocksmith, Tawny Kitaen, Joseph V. Perry
3x10 The Stranded
Nov 27, 1991 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld · Starring: Michael Chiklis, Bobbi Jo Lathan, Gwendolyn Shepherd, Dwayne Kennedy
3x11 The Alternate Side
Dec 4, 1991 · 23 min · ★ 7.7
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters · Starring: Janet Zarish, Edward Penn, Jeff Barton, Larry David
3x12 The Red Dot Mid-Season Finale
Dec 11, 1991 · 22 min · ★ 7.9
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: David Naughton, Bridget Sienna, Rachel Davies, Richard Fancy
3x13 The Subway
Jan 8, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry Charles · Starring: Barbara Stock, Ernie Sabella, Rhoda Gemignani, Mark Boone Junior
3x14 The Pez Dispenser
Jan 15, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 8.0
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Elizabeth Morehead, Fred Sanders, Bill Applebaum, Allen Bloomfield
3x15 The Suicide
Jan 29, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 7.4
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Tom Leopold · Starring: Gina Gallego, Mimi Lieber, C.E. Grimes, Howard Schechter
3x16 The Fix-Up
Feb 5, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Elaine Pope, Larry Charles · Starring: Maggie Wheeler, Norman Brenner, Cameron Oppenheimer
3x17 The Boyfriend (1)
Feb 12, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Rae Allen, Carol Ann Susi, Stephen Prutting, Richard Assad
3x18 The Boyfriend (2)
Feb 12, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 7.6
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Rae Allen, Carol Ann Susi, Stephen Prutting, Richard Assad
3x19 The Limo
Feb 26, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 8.5
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry Charles · Starring: Peter Krause, Suzanne Snyder, Jeremy Roberts, Jodi Baskerville
3x20 The Good Samaritan
Mar 4, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 7.4
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
Directed by: Jason Alexander · Written by: Peter Mehlman · Starring: Melinda McGraw, Ann Talman, Joseph Malone, Helen Slater
3x21 The Letter
Mar 25, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David · Starring: Catherine Keener, Richard Venture, Elliott Reid, Justine Johnston
3x22 The Parking Space
Apr 22, 1992 · 23 min · ★ 7.7
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry David, Greg Daniels · Starring: Jay Brooks, Maryedith Burrell, Shannon Cochran, Michael Costanza
3x23 The Keys Season Finale
May 6, 1992 · 24 min · ★ 8.0
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.
Directed by: Tom Cherones · Written by: Larry Charles · Starring: Nina Tremblay, Eric Allan Kramer, Ricky Dean Logan, Sharon Barr