Seinfeld: Season 7

1995 · 24 episodes · ★ 8.0

What Season 7 of Seinfeld

The season opens with George back together with Susan, his former girlfriend, whom he proposes to as a sign of his new approach to relationships. Elaine, in her new place, can't sleep because of a dog that barks at night. The storylines get tangled up with each character's quirks: Kramer wants to sue the coffee shop for serving him coffee that's too hot, George tries to give a chair to a security guard, and Elaine starts dating Bob, who insists on being called "Maestro." Jerry, meanwhile, becomes obsessed with finding out whether you can rent a place in Tuscany.

24episodes

Sep 21, 1995premiered

May 16, 1996latest episode

8.9 hrtotal runtime

Season 7 Episodes

7x01 The Engagement
Sep 21, 1995 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Larry David · Starring Athena Massey, Mailon Rivera, Heidi Swedberg, Estelle Harris
7x02 The Postponement
Sep 28, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 8.1
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Larry David · Starring Bruce Mahler, Kelly Perine, Evie Peck, Heidi Swedberg
7x03 The Maestro
Oct 5, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.9
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Larry David · Starring Mark Metcalf, Tim Bagley, Richard McGonagle, Phil Morris
7x04 The Wink
Oct 12, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Tom Gammill, Max Pross · Starring Thomas Dekker, Brian McNamara, Tom Wright, Stacey Travis
7x05 The Hot Tub
Oct 19, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin · Starring Charles Cyphers, Ernie Lively, Richard Herd, Leon Russom
7x06 The Soup Nazi
Nov 2, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 8.9
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Spike Feresten · Starring Ali Wentworth, Steve Hytner, Thom Barry, Ana Gasteyer
7x07 The Secret Code
Nov 9, 1995 · 23 min · ★ 8.0
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer · Starring: Ellen Albertini Dow, David St. James, Lewis Arquette, Fred Stoller
7x08 The Pool Guy
Nov 16, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by David Mandel · Starring Alec Mapa, Heidi Swedberg, Wayne Knight, Billy Williams
7x09 The Sponge
Dec 7, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 7.9
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Peter Mehlman · Starring: Scott Patterson, Jennifer Guthrie, Ileen Getz, Wren T. Brown
7x10 The Gum Mid-Season Finale
Dec 14, 1995 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Tom Gammill, Max Pross · Starring Lionel Mark Smith, Matt McCoy, Eric Christmas, Sandy Ward
7x11 The Rye
Jan 4, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 8.5
George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Carol Leifer · Starring Jeff Yagher, Frances Bay, Grace Zabriskie, Don Amendolia
7x12 The Caddy
Jan 25, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin · Starring: Armin Shimerman, Richard Herd, Phil Morris, Arthur Rosenberg
7x13 The Seven
Feb 1, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer · Starring Lisa Deanne Young, Ken Hudson Campbell, Heidi Swedberg, Wayne Knight
7x14 The Cadillac (1)
Feb 8, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld · Starring: Marisa Tomei, Frances Bay, Sandy Baron, Jesse White
7x15 The Cadillac (2)
Feb 8, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 8.3
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld · Starring: Marisa Tomei, Frances Bay, Sandy Baron, Jesse White
7x16 The Shower Head
Feb 15, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 8.1
Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Peter Mehlman, Marjorie Gross · Starring Jay Leno, Len Lesser, Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan
7x17 The Doll
Feb 22, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 7.8
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Tom Gammill, Max Pross · Starring: Kathy Griffin, Mark Metcalf, Monica Allison, Heidi Swedberg
7x18 The Friars Club
Mar 7, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 7.4
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by David Mandel · Starring Pat Cooper, Rob Schneider, Norman Large, Phil Morris
7x19 The Wig Master
Apr 4, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 7.3
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Spike Feresten · Starring: Harry Van Gorkum, Michael McDonald, Patrick Bristow, Gina Mastrogiacomo
7x20 The Calzone
Apr 25, 1996 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer · Starring John D'Aquino, Greg Collins, Wayne Knight, Dylan Tays
7x21 The Bottle Deposit (1)
May 2, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 7.7
Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin · Starring: Brad Garrett, Richard Herd, Wayne Knight, Harvey Jason
7x22 The Bottle Deposit (2)
May 2, 1996 · 23 min · ★ 7.4
While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin · Starring: Brad Garrett, Richard Herd, Wayne Knight, Harvey Jason
7x23 The Wait Out
May 9, 1996 · 22 min · ★ 8.0
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
Directed by Andy Ackerman · Written by Peter Mehlman, Matt Selman · Starring Debra Messing, Cary Elwes, Danny Woodburn, J.G. Hertzler
7x24 The Invitations Season Finale
May 16, 1996 · 23 min · ★ 8.2
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.
Directing: Andy Ackerman · Writing: Larry David · Starring: Stephen Root, Janeane Garofalo, Victor Raider-Wexler, Carol Leifer