Two and a Half Men: Season 12

2014 · 16 episodes · ★ 5.4

What Season 12 of Two and a Half Men

The twelfth season begins after a health scare for Walden on Halloween, which leads him to rethink his life with Alan's help. Walden and Alan want to redefine what it means to be a family and what love truly entails, and to do so, they make drastic decisions. The main storyline is Louis's adoption process, which depends on both of them appearing to be a couple in the eyes of a social worker. Meanwhile, Alan has doubts about marriage and about his future with Lyndsey, who returns from rehab.

16episodes

Oct 30, 2014aired

Feb 19, 2015last episode

5.6 hrtotal runtime

Season 12 Episodes

12x01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Oct 30, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.7
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Aisha Tyler, Angela Lin, Malea Rose, Rachele Brooke Smith
12x02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Nov 6, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.2
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher, Saladin K. Patterson · Starring: Tom Virtue, Mimi Rogers, Michael Bolton
12x03 Glamping in a Yurt
Nov 13, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.4
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jim Vallely · Starring: Maggie Lawson, Courtney Thorne-Smith
12x04 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Nov 20, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Warren Bell · Starring: Alessandra Torresani, Lyn Alicia Henderson, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney
12x05 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Nov 27, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.4
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher, Saladin K. Patterson · Starring: Maggie Lawson
12x06 Alan Shot a Little Girl
Dec 4, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.6
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
Directed by: Jon Cryer · Written by: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins, Warren Bell · Starring: Jessica Lu, Gwendoline Yeo, Maggie Lawson
12x07 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Dec 11, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle · Starring: Laura Stone, Brenda Koo, Drew Cheetwood, Lily Bigham
12x08 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Mid-Season Finale
Dec 18, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.6
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Ciera Foster, Richard Riehle, Kari Klinkenborg
12x09 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Jan 8, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.6
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle · Starring: Ryan Stiles, Katie Cleary, Deanna Russo, Rose Matheu
12x10 Here I Come, Pants!
Jan 15, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.5
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Tim Kelleher · Starring: Deanna Russo, Maggie Lawson
12x11 For Whom the Booty Calls
Jan 22, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.2
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: David Denman, Bill Smitrovich, Gary Anthony Williams, Nikki Leigh
12x12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Jan 29, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.4
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Nathan Chetty · Starring: Ed Forsyth, Maggie Lawson, Courtney Thorne-Smith
12x13 Boompa Loved His Hookers
Feb 5, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Nathan Chetty · Starring: Vernee Watson, Michael Bolton, Michael Patrick McGill, Maggie Lawson
12x14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Feb 12, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.6
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Jim Vallely · Starring: Michael Bolton, Sarayu Blue, Matthew Jordan, Maggie Lawson
12x15 Of Course He's Dead (1)
Feb 19, 2015 · 18 min · ★ 4.5
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn · Starring: Jennifer Bini Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Christian Slater, Maggie Lawson
12x16 Of Course He's Dead (2) Season Finale
Feb 19, 2015 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn · Starring: Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby, Christian Slater