Two and a Half Men: Season 11

2013 · 22 episodes · ★ 5.5

What Season 11 of Two and a Half Men

The Malibu beach house is no longer an empty nest. Walden Schmidt, a billionaire businessman played by Ashton Kutcher, shares a roof with Alan Harper, his freeloading roommate. The arrival of Jenny, a niece Alan didn't know he had, shakes up the routine of both men. Jenny brings a parade of women and outrageous pranks. Walden sees his love life improving while Alan faces his alter ego. Berta takes a temporary leave, and Evelyn Harper is getting close to wedding bells.

22episodes

Sep 26, 2013premiered

May 8, 2014latest episode

7.7 hrtotal runtime

Season 11 Episodes

11x01 Nangnangnangnang
Sep 26, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.8
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Kelly Sry, Lilah Richcreek Estrada
11x02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Oct 3, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jeff Lowell · Starring: Shanti Lowry, Jett Dunlap, Carl Reiner, Courtney Thorne-Smith
11x03 This Unblessed Biscuit
Oct 10, 2013 · 22 min · ★ 5.9
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Don Reo, Matt Ross, Matt Searle · Starring: Edie McClurg, Kimberly Hébert Gregory, Jennifer Chang
11x04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Oct 17, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.4
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Jennifer Aspen, Molly Stanton, Nicole Travolta, Tara Perry
11x05 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Oct 24, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell, Jim Vallely · Starring: Marianne Chambers, Camila Greenberg, Tiffany Panhilason, D. B. Sweeney
11x06 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Nov 7, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell, Tim Kelleher · Starring: Mimi Rogers, Lynda Carter, Carrie Russo
11x07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Nov 14, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 6.1
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Don Reo, Matt Ross, Max Searle · Starring: Madison Dylan, Spencer Locke, Jeff Probst, Kim Shaw
11x08 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Nov 21, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.6
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Don Reo, Susan McMartin, Saladin K. Patterson · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Brian Stepanek, Elizabeth Tatus, D. B. Sweeney
11x09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Dec 5, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Jim Vallely, Saladin K. Patterson · Starring: Paula Marshall, Kate Miner, Craig Gellis, Jennifer Courtemanche
11x10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Mid-Season Finale
Dec 12, 2013 · 21 min · ★ 5.2
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Saladin K. Patterson · Starring: Paula Marshall, Diane Farr, Aly Michalka
11x11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Jan 2, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.2
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Aly Michalka, Odette Annable, Clark Duke
11x12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Jan 9, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.8
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Matt Ross, Matt Searle · Starring: Jeff Probst, Odette Annable, Brooke Lyons, Austin Rogers
11x13 Bite Me, Supreme Court
Jan 30, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 4.9
Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence, Garry Marshall, Jonathan Palmer
11x14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Feb 6, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 4.8
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Steve Tompkins, Susan McMartin, Saladin K. Patterson · Starring: Aly Michalka, Elle Evans, D. B. Sweeney, Courtney Thorne-Smith
11x15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Feb 27, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.8
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Matt Searle, Don Reo, Matt Ross · Starring: Marin Hinkle, Aly Michalka, David Grant Wright, Melissa Denton
11x16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Mar 6, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 6.2
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Jeff Lowell · Starring: Odette Annable, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Kimberly Brooks, Clark Duke
11x17 Welcome Home, Jake
Mar 13, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.2
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Tim Kelleher · Starring: Aly Michalka, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney
11x18 West Side Story
Apr 3, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.3
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Jeff Lowell · Starring: Brooke D'Orsay, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney
11x19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Apr 10, 2014 · 22 min · ★ 6.5
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Written by: Jim Patterson, Don Reo, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Brooke D'Orsay, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Mila Kunis, Blake Bertrand
11x20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.9
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher · Starring: Ken Davitian, Jamie Luner, Alex Kapp Horner, Sandra Purpuro
11x21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 1, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.1
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins, Susan McMartin · Starring: Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Diedrich Bader, Clark Duke, D. B. Sweeney
11x22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Season Finale
May 8, 2014 · 21 min · ★ 5.5
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Matt Ross, Max Searle, Steve Tompkins · Starring: Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Artt Butler, Brad Paisley, D. B. Sweeney