Two and a Half Men: Season 4

2006 · 24 episodes · ★ 6.9

What Season 4 of Two and a Half Men

Alan gets divorced from Kandi again and falls into a deep depression that worries everyone, including Jake, who had also been rooting for the split. Charlie, used to his parties and conquests, tries to cheer his brother up in his own way, though his methods don't always work. Alan tries online dating while fighting for custody of a dog and keeps an eye on Judith's new relationship. Jake, meanwhile, starts to get interested in girls. Charlie dates women who are very different from one another and has to decide how much of his freedom he is willing to give up for his family.

24episodes

Sep 18, 2006premiered

May 14, 2007latest episode

8.5 hrtotal runtime

Season 4 Episodes

4x01 Working for Caligula
Sep 18, 2006 · 22 min · ★ 6.1
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby, Sandra McCoy, Marisa Tayui
4x02 Who Is This Vod Kanockers?
Sep 25, 2006 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Natalie Denise Sperl, Steven Tyler
4x03 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Oct 2, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.0
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Brian Patrick Wade, Nectar Rose, Robert Clotworthy
4x04 A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
Oct 9, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre · Starring: April Bowlby, Michael Patrick McGill, Christopher Neiman, Andre Ware
4x05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Oct 16, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Iryna Blokhina, Ryan Stiles
4x06 Apologies for the Frivolity
Oct 23, 2006 · 20 min · ★ 7.5
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Mark Roberts, Don Foster · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Katherine LaNasa, Andy Pessoa, Brandon Killham
4x07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Nov 6, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky · Starring: Sara Rue, Andy Mackenzie, Julianne Grossman, Treisa Gary
4x08 Release the Dogs
Nov 13, 2006 · 22 min · ★ 7.2
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Kelly King, Larry Cedar, Melanie Abramoff
4x09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Nov 20, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.0
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Danielle Bisutti, Rachel Cannon, Shon Little
4x10 Kissing Abe Lincoln
Nov 27, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: April Bowlby, Katherine LaNasa, Carrie Stevens, Christopher T. Wood
4x11 Walnuts and Demerol Mid-Season Finale
Dec 11, 2006 · 21 min · ★ 7.5
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby, Jessica Collins, Susan Sullivan
4x12 Castrating Sheep in Montana
Jan 8, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 6.5
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts · Starring: Sara Rue, Marco Sanchez
4x13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jan 22, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 6.6
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Sab Shimono, Ryan Stiles
4x14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Feb 5, 2007 · 22 min · ★ 6.8
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers, Don Foster · Starring: Brooke Shields, Deprise Brescia, Carly Thomas Smith
4x15 My Damn Stalker
Feb 12, 2007 · 22 min · ★ 6.6
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Allison Janney, Lauren Rose Lewis, Rebecca McFarland
4x16 Young People Have Phlegm Too
Feb 19, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
Directing: Andrew D. Weyman · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Brooke D'Orsay, Lamont Thompson, Morgan Fairchild, Molly Morgan
4x17 I Merely Slept with a Commie
Feb 26, 2007 · 22 min · ★ 5.6
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers · Starring: Tony Tripoli, Lee Garlington, Wayne Wilderson, Michael Merton
4x18 It Never Rains in Hooterville
Mar 19, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 6.7
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writers: Mark Roberts, Don Foster · Starring: April Bowlby, Ben Hermes
4x19 Smooth as a Ken Doll
Apr 9, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 7.1
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Directing: Gary Halvorson · Writing: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster · Starring: Sara Erikson, Judy Greer, Ryan Stiles
4x20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Apr 16, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Directing: Jerry Zaks · Writing: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Judy Greer, Tammy Lauren, Bob Rumnock, Avner Garbi
4x21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Apr 23, 2007 · 22 min · ★ 6.1
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
Directing: Jerry Zaks · Writers: Mark Roberts, Don Foster · Starring: Kay Panabaker, Matt Roth, Dale Waddington, Jane Lynch
4x22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Apr 30, 2007 · 22 min · ★ 7.1
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
Directing: Jon Cryer · Writing: Jim Patterson, Don Foster · Starring: Andrea Savage, Nadine Ellis, Doug Mitchell, Nancy Linari
4x23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
May 7, 2007 · 21 min · ★ 7.3
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.
Directing: Lee Aronsohn · Writers: Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don Foster · Starring: Enrique Iglesias, Rachel Cannon
4x24 Prostitutes and Gelato Season Finale
May 14, 2007 · 20 min · ★ 6.4
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
Directing: Ted Wass · Writers: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Mike Connors, Robert Wagner, Ian 'Blaze' Kelly, Bob Rusch