Two and a Half Men: Season 8

2010 · 16 episodes · ★ 7.1

What Season 8 of Two and a Half Men

Charlie keeps up his party-and-conquest lifestyle, but this season he has a problem named Rose. She used to be just another possible conquest. Now she's married, and that obstacle makes her irresistible to him, so he won't stop chasing her. Meanwhile, he tries to keep up the pace with Michelle and Courtney. Alan, broke and still lost after the divorce, struggles to get his chiropractic practice off the ground. Jake, for his part, wants to film a Jackass knockoff that puts his body at risk. The three of them share the beachfront house in Malibu, and chaos isn't long in coming.

16episodes

Sep 20, 2010premiered

Feb 14, 2011last episode

5.5 hrtotal runtime

Season 8 Episodes

8x01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sep 20, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.7
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster · Starring: Marin Hinkle, Amanda Gallo, Cait Baunoch, Graham Patrick Martin
8x02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Sep 27, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.4
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster · Starring: Marin Hinkle, Jim Grollman, Rodney J. Hobbs, Jesse Mackey
8x03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Oct 4, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 6.6
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writers: David Richardson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers · Starring: Holland Taylor, Kelly Stables, Graham Patrick Martin, Courtney Thorne-Smith
8x04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Oct 11, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 6.7
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Marin Hinkle, Katrina Nelson, Judd Nelson, J.D. Walsh
8x05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Oct 18, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.5
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers · Starring: Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Erinn Hayes, Sara Sanderson
8x06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Oct 25, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 6.7
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Krista Kalmus, Liz Vassey
8x07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Nov 1, 2010 · 19 min · ★ 7.4
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster · Starring: Holland Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, Tom Virtue, Liz Vassey
8x08 Springtime on a Stick
Nov 8, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.3
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson · Starring: Holland Taylor, Martin Mull, Nadia Bjorlin, Macey Cruthird
8x09 A Good Time in Central Africa
Nov 15, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.5
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky · Starring: Tonita Castro, Jeff Staron, Judd Nelson, Courtney Thorne-Smith
8x10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Nov 22, 2010 · 19 min · ★ 6.8
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Don Reo, Susan Beavers, David Richardson · Starring: Holland Taylor, Jamal Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Graham Patrick Martin
8x11 Dead from the Waist Down
Dec 6, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.2
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: David Richardson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Marin Hinkle, Joey Gaytan, Debra D. Holt, Joseph S. Griffo
8x12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Mid-Season Finale
Dec 13, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 6.9
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Directed by: James Widdoes · Writers: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky · Starring: Marin Hinkle, Desi Lydic, Valery M. Ortiz, Jim Marshall
8x13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Jan 3, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 7.3
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Don Reo, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre · Starring: Anna Easteden, JJ Snyder, Ryan Stiles, Courtney Thorne-Smith
8x14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Jan 17, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 6.1
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Graham Patrick Martin
8x15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Feb 7, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 7.6
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writing: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson · Starring: Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey, J.D. Walsh
8x16 That Darn Priest Season Finale
Feb 14, 2011 · 19 min · ★ 7.2
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
Directing: James Widdoes · Writers: David Richardson, Don Reo, Susan Beavers · Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Dakin Matthews